Duck in a bowl

Royally screwing up. Irish saying originally. Derived from when ducks and other fowl were carried in baskets to/from market. As they are likely to shit while enroute, putting your duck in a bowl (used for eating) would be a bad idea, and an unwise move. You might say a foul (fowl?) idea.

I accidentally texted that last message to my mom! I really put my duck in a bowl this time!

by Wacky Wally April 21, 2017

Bowl viper

When your shit is so long before it hits the water, it strikes your balls.

I took a shit and was bit by the bowl viper!

by Moyst Pan Ties May 31, 2016

Solar Bowling

When you use a magnifying glass to ignite your marijuana.

I lost my lighter, but no worries we can just go outside and go solar bowling.

by RottingDeathHead June 16, 2015

Bowl of dicks

A bowl of dicks is precisely 13 dicks. No more, no less. Not to be confused with a bag of dicks

Why don’t you go home and eat a bowl of dicks?

by NinjaDave13 July 24, 2019

McDonald Bowl

A Fantasy Football matchup featuring the two worst teams in the league, the Bowl game is named after a douchebag fired employee of foodlion. The loser of this game gets the golden plunger, and a seat of the toilet of shame.

Looks like another shit year of fantasy football, and I'll be playing in the McDonald Bowl again.

by TheLeague ofFantasyLegends December 18, 2021

Nature Bowling

Crashing into a group of trees with your automobile.

After last night's Nature Bowling, I had to get a new windshield.

by Stormtrooperlymf July 30, 2009

bowl man

a living bowl. he came to life because crack tempted him. he loves all cereal and hates birds.

wow. bowl man is here

by squirrelboyiscool October 19, 2021