message board prostitute

a person who likes to hang out on the message board of several sport teams.

Rosalie is sending posts on the Flyers, the Islanders, the Sabres, the Red Wings and the Wild message boards. She's a real message board prostitute.

by BadHumor July 23, 2009

word boarding

When trying to overpower a conversation in hopes to have the other party understand but realize it’s just best to flood them with incoherent babbling while forgetting the initial intent of the converstaion

Gene uses word boarding to act as if he has a sense of humor instead of a 5th grade education.

by Mikael6139 June 7, 2023

scandanavian scotch diving board

laying your tip on someone’s open mouth and pouring scotch down your shaft

rob tried to give me the ole scandanavian scotch diving board last night but it was too small

by Averagefloridian July 3, 2025

Mommy-board

A real word that shows the true colours of a person.

Fr tho what the fuck

Person 1- “Hey man how much was the mommy-board?- I mean Motherboard motherboard”
Person 2-“What?”
Person 1-“What?”

by Kakaowo November 24, 2021

board unwarper

The machine that unwarps gnarled boards. Alan, lord of all dumbasses, quested for it for 10 whole minutes, until he was told to go sit down.

Whure's thuh board unwarper Teacher???

by bzm June 3, 2004

Key-board-king

A boy, turned to man only from the power of his key board. Mighty words from someone behind a screen. Yet in person is very silent as if the screen time never accursed.

Robert sanders is the key-board-king

by Top G three December 10, 2022

board monkey

Someone who spends so much time cruising the boards, that after making 10,000 posts, accidentally says something worthwhile.

"I HAVE 12,384 POSTS!! I are pwn Joo! I wonder why no one likes me?"

reply "Here's your sign, board monkey"

by Will of Stone February 5, 2004