beating the lamp

massaging the tip of your penis then sticking your finger in the hole to plug the cum up and it inflates to the shape of a lampshade.

I got an infection from beating the lamp.

by viva_vagina October 15, 2007

Grease Beat

When you have a quiet night in, buy a 21 piece bucket of KFC chicken, smash it while watching some porn, then use the left over chicken grease as lubricant to pleasure yourself.

I recommend putting a towel down while having a grease beat and please ensure a hefty clean up after the experience.

"What are you up to tonight, mate?"
"Heading home early for a major grease beat session"

OR

That guy has a grease beat 2-3 times a week

by cricketfanbb3/6 January 09, 2011

Beat Text

According to the beat text guide, a beat text is ANY message sent after the hour of 12 midnight to the opposite sex. It may encompass such phrases as "Hey, what are you doin", Are you up", or can even go as bold as to say" What are you wearing"( That should only be used for someone you know is :
a. A freak
b. A slut
c. Some combination of the two
d. All of the above( I know it sounds weird)
It may also be some other phrases that entails" I am on the way"
It's reply should always be a simple yes or no. If the answer is no, you are allowed a maximum of 37 minutes to try and coax a yes. After 37 minutes, you are simply to play it off. The hours can only be moved up for EXCESSIVE alcohol consumption, in which case, anytime you are at your most drunken state, you may initiate a beat text.The hours are not moved for any event such as the superbowl, NBA games, College football, nor 24.

It's 12:30 and I'm horny. I think I'll send ol girl a beat text and see if I can get some.

by J Boi of Fab 5 January 24, 2008

Jungle Beat

When a black man plays shitty rap music that repeats over and over and is fucking annoying.

Hey Nigger turn that jungle beat off!

by vector November 17, 2004

Catch-a-beat

To masturbate, jack off, jack it, rub one out, rub one off, to beat it, to beat off, etc.

Tron Buckler decided to not to hang out and go home to catch-a-beat.

by Heav Notorious aka Snugs November 05, 2009

beat down

To receive a BEAT DOWN would be equivalent to getting your ass seriously beaten by another person or persons; to have one's ass handed to them; to be "pounded into the ground" by someone who doesn't like you.

"Hey, look at that lil' wimp bitch over there. Lets go give him a beat down."

by EmAr33 December 22, 2006

beat up

A Gary-Chicago term used to refer to the act of eating.
Food is often referred to as "beat'em ups"

I about to hit 'danos and beat up a pizza.

by gravity5 March 05, 2006