Badger

Can also be a meth addict but is a great friend. Likes video games. Brandon Mayhew.

Badger: "Yo Jesse, you got any meth"
Jesse: "nah, Bi*ch."

by Boat21 January 25, 2022

Badger

Badger is a large-headed, big-nosed, googly-eyed, bushy-eyebrowed person. He tends to be super short, dumb, nerdy, yet still dumb. Despite all that, he has a huge head, and his humor is on par with a baby. He tries to be trendy in his fashion; for instance, he likes to taper fade his beard, wears jordans for his pants, and an Indiana pacer sweater.

Some accurate comparisons for his look are:
-Naked mole-rat
-Chicken little
-Nerdy spongebob
-Lionel Messigician

Overall, thats crazy.

Oh lord! Look at that Badger! It is a spectacle.
Hello, you look like a Badger.
Oh I see, your fashion sense is like that of a Badger.
Moumen looks like a Badger.

by number1badgerfan November 7, 2024

Badger

To be fooled by an unknown person/scammer into sending money, usually through emotional appeals and photos.

The scam artist was able to badger the poor woman into sending money by sharing sweet puppy photos.

by Francifull February 16, 2022

Badger Spat

the act of after performing a gnarly guch spat, taping your wanggalang to inner thigh to ensure minimum to no floppage.

During high knees in practice today, I was comforted to know that my Badger Spat was providing protection from high fricion of my dick head and my thighs.

by Captain Batesalot April 10, 2011

just the badger

as in something is perfect. It was exactly what you needed.

That tea was just the badger.

by Ryan Winch 27 April 5, 2017

Badger

when you're the pound for pound best job Foreman around.

i'm going to "Badger" this job like i "Badgered" your mom last night!

by Jbrizzlefoshizzle April 28, 2023

drunk badger

When a Mazz tries to make a funny... and fails like a drunk badger

dont you drive a drunk badger any way?

by moogleassassin February 3, 2014