ackwardo

an expression that can be used in extremely ackward to the core situations. Rythmed typically.

salvatrucha #1: jorge broke up wid me. a la gran puta.
salvatrucha #2: ackwardo
salvatrucha #1: edwardo?
salvatrucha #3: why you guys frontin' fo?

by Fanor January 31, 2008

awkward roadsign

n. a roadsign gesture made with the hands by putting one hand in a karate chop-type position,and the other in an 'O' formation above it. this signifys an obviously awkward moment, an alternative to the previously over-used awkward turtle

this roadsign can be considered part of the awkward mascot club, and clearly shows the incomprehensible nature of awkward turtles, awkward palm trees, etc. and may often lead to the spontaneous erruption of laughter from those of a more immature disposition.

rachel was in the van descibing to tessa, amanda, robin and stephanie how she stalked someone on facebook.

tessa: that's really awkward, like awkward turtle...
amanda:no, more like awkward palm tree
robin: no way, that's more like awkward snowsuit
stephanie: not even, that's definetly an awkward roadsign

by sesamizle May 8, 2009

Awkward Karaoke

The process of being exposed to a certain song in a car,house,room etc. that every other person around you knows and sings openly all the lines to the song,and in an attempt to fit in one makes a desperate attempt to sing along to said music usually ending in embarrassment.

Gary:Everyone was singing Thriller in my car but I only knew the first part of the song so i just mouthed the words quietly thinking no one would notice.
Ben:Sounds like a case of Awkward Karaoke.

by Alex2the123 August 4, 2009

awkward pirate

The awkward gesture used when your in a group of people talking about an outside party and the person being talked about comes into the conversation OR hears you talking about them.

Raise one hand over your eye and the other into a hook shape with your finger.

"DUDE, Jessica is such a slut! She tried to.."
::jessica walks in::..
::awkward pirate::

by smokethaherb September 1, 2009

awkwardice

(noun) a lenght of time or moment in which two or more close friends find themselves displaying awkward behavior because of some conversation or another. Mainly happens after too much booze, or through text message.

"After we caught him molesting the cat, there was no way to get rid of the awkwardice."

by Epic Calligraphy March 21, 2010

Awkward Dance Breakout

When one amazing song pops up it influences the listener(s) to break out in random and weird dance. The dancers lose awareness of their surroundings and make fools of themselves

At the prom Charlie and Glen heard "right round" by Flo Rida and they started an Awkward Dance Breakout in a sexual and innapropriate dance manner. Everyone was creeped out by them and they stood their distance away from them for the rest of the night

by Little Canada June 10, 2010

awkward reader

A person who comes up behind you while you're reading and begins to read over your shoulder. Even more awkward if they read out loud.

Dude, quit being an awkward reader.

by DiSK171512 July 18, 2010