alcohol & infamy

When one is so desperate for beer, wine, spirits, or notoriety that they will often go to drastic measures to obtain said items.

"Alcohol & infamy has become a national problem, just the other day a student was caught performing a rusty trombone on the principal so he would open his vodka stash, thus allowing him & his friends to throw a massive party with a fuckton of alcohol" -Hillary Clinton

by CaptainKobra June 23, 2015

Alcoh-colic

When you cry like a newborn baby uncontrollably nearly every time you get drunk, be it over your significant other, parents, job, car or even sister in law.

I'd love to hang out with Brooke but she can be totally alcoh-colic.

by Joshthesquash November 24, 2015

alchzeimers

The phenomenon of memory loss through the application of alcohol, usually observed during the recovery / hangover phase.

"WTF did we get up to last night ? I totally have alchzeimers."

by Fujisawa Sensei December 23, 2015

Alcho-run

Going shopping for booze before a party.

"Let's go on an alcho-run before the party, so we know we have enough"

by Cap'n Crimson June 18, 2016

Alcoholic

Someone who drinks before work aka the modern day pirate.

You're an alcoholic

by Master drunk 318 July 27, 2016

alcobolic

An alcoholic who who licks balls.

Better watch your junk there's an alcobolic in the room.

by rbmmblnd March 21, 2017

Alchiology

Using clues such as where your clothes are, random pictures or texts on your phone, where you woke up, and information from other people to try to remember the events of a hard night of drinking. (or maybe just who the person laying next to you is and where you met)

I'm going to need to do some serious Alchiology to figure out what the fuck happened last night!

by KampKracken May 20, 2017