who asked

A weird insult that people use that completely contradicts itself

My grandma died 😭
Who?
My grandma😭😭😭
No, who as in who asked

by Vortex49 March 16, 2023

Don’t ask don’t tell

The amount of money you and your partner have agreed can be spent without the other’s approval or awareness. Typically used by the gays. Probably started with the now defunct Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell laws in the US.

Kake: “What did you spend $20 on yesterday?”
Jack: “Don’t ask don’t tell”

by Ominous 01 May 11, 2024

Asks,sslall

Did you have a fucking stroke?

Me: how u doing?
Grandma: Asks,sslall
Me: r/ihadastroke-

by PseudonymNameThingy April 18, 2020

Why not ask for help?

Because you can just you can just do what I told you to in relationship to the problem THAT I OUTLINED EXPLICITLY AND NOT THE ONE YOU WANT TO HELP FUCKING "PEOPLE" WITH.

Hym "Why not ask for help? Because you don't actually give help. That isn't a thing I can get from you. All I'm currently getting is bloviating about what 'people' want and I am not fucking 'people' am I? So no. I'm not going to grovel at your feet. You and your entire profession are the worst conceivable people because at least you're kind of allowed to kill the murderers and rapists. And don't say this is 'manipulation' because I don't actually care what you do in response to this. I'm just going to find a kid to kill and kill myself. None of this matters."

by Hym Iam July 27, 2024

Ask a boy out day

Ask a boy out day is on November 12th

Ask a boy out day

by Blair Penn November 10, 2020

oral asking

when you are in school and the teacher grades your answers. not like a test but through talking.

I got oral asked today.
I had an oral test in school.

Today the professor questioned me orally.
We had an oral asking.

by feetpoopshit November 24, 2021

Did I ask

A response suitable for multiple occasions, usually when the person who said it is annoyed.

Many consider using this as either annoying and immature or a good comeback.
Tread cautiously when using this as a reply.

- Dave: Dude, I can’t believe you don’t like Marvel. Who doesn’t?
- Leo: Did I ask?
- Miranda: Dang, roasted!
- Dave: Bro, I was just asking. Jeez.

by CitrusCat July 13, 2022