Running the taps

Drinking to excess, a reference to the constant pouring of beer from taps at the bar.

Can't come to work today, got a massive headache from running the taps last night

by Ben the Pie November 24, 2018

pocket tap

When someone literally puts his hand on another’s pocket in order to see what it contains; for a later theft attempt.

You gonna let another man pocket tap you?

by JerseyJosh July 15, 2020

tap poetry

The string of words that appears when you tap only the predictive text suggestions on your smartphone.

Lisa made tap poetry by picking the middle suggestion for every word that appeared on her smartphone's predictive text suggestions. It read "The fact I can see it as an excuse for the next few weeks of a sudden it was the best of the year and I love it and it was the best thing to say"

by biancuppy March 4, 2015

Nigger tap

When someone hits you with their car so you get out and they try to car jack you.

Gotta watch your back in brown town they will nigger tap you and steal your car!

by gnarlydewd May 3, 2021

casual tap

A person you casually have sex with.
Bitch on the side.

Frank: What's going on with you and that girl?
Joe: She comes by sometimes, just a "casual tap"

by nugsosekc August 6, 2015

McGregor Tap

While a girl gives a guy a blowjob, the guy proceeds to headlock her using his legs. Then, the girl in order not to die of asphyxiation she taps his arms like Connor McGregor did to Khabib Nurmagomedov.

Dude 1- How was with Jessica last night?
Dude 2- She agreed to try extreme stuff but she McGregor Tapped the moment I tried to choke her!

by cheeks clapper 69 November 14, 2022

Tap the moose

(verb)
1. To engage in sexual intercourse with a hairy and/or Canadian girl (usually to gratify a kink or fetish) and Slay that poon

2. To literally prod a fucking moose. Like, seriously. Why would you do that? All it's trying to do is eat some grass or whatever the fuck moose do these days. Also, what is the plural of 'moose'? Is it 'moose' or 'mooses'?... 'miise'?

1.

(example 1)
A: "I'm gonna tap the moose tonight!"
B: "Yes get in there m8!"
(example 2)
A: "Come on, ladies! Let's get our mooses tapped, eh!?"
B: "Don't you mean 'moose tapped'?"
C: "I'm pretty sure it's 'miise', eh..."

2.
(at the zoo)
A: "Look at all the wildlife!"
B: "Daddy, can I tap the moose?"
A: "Why would you do that?"
B: "Because it's the most beautiful of all the mooses in the world!"
A: "It's 'miise', and no, that would be your mother."

by DatBoiAJ October 7, 2016