An extraordinarily cringey way to say that different people have different interests and unique preferences.
1: Can you believe he likes apple picking. That’s so boring. Like what is even fun about that?!
2: Well, I mean, different strokes for different folks.
2: Well, I mean, different strokes for different folks.
by parker6409 November 11, 2020
by Sillygoose56 November 11, 2017
A term that is similar to "going with the flow". The main difference being that "stroking the cat" has a more positive optimistic outlook on things due to the cats tail becoming erect when stroked on the back.
"Ahh man, I hated waking up at stupid o'clock this morning" - Ginger
"I bet, but just remember, You Just Gotta Stroke The Cat!" - P
"Genius" - Ginger
"I bet, but just remember, You Just Gotta Stroke The Cat!" - P
"Genius" - Ginger
by Pashley April 17, 2012
person A- "Im gonna beat your ass at WRC"
few minutes later, person A has been beaten at WRC badly.
person B- "stroked to cracker" ("my son"-optional)
few minutes later, person A has been beaten at WRC badly.
person B- "stroked to cracker" ("my son"-optional)
by ch April 12, 2004
It refers to when a truck driver has both feet on the gas pedal and has his/her chair all the way down and is masterbating while driving
by NiggaNumba7 January 15, 2020
by charlotte * June 20, 2006
Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace
Play with my balls and tell me how big they are
Honey rub your beaver up and down my face
Sit on the corner of the bed and watch me whack off
You see that shampoo bottle
Now stick it up my ass
Push it in and out at a medium pace
Talk about your old boyfriend's dick and how big it was
Now shave off my pubs and punch me in the face
Oh darling, make me push my dick and balls
Back between my legs
Call me an ugly woman and take my picture
To show all the people you work with
Now pull up my scrotum
And take that shampoo bottle out of my ass
Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy
And watch me whack off
Strap on a dildo and make me give you head
Tell me slow down and do it at a medium pace
Oh, I feel so humiliated
I'm about to blow my load
You tell it's time to make love
But now I can't 'cause I spewed all over myself
Then you look into my eyes, then you realize
How much I enjoy loving you
I'm so sorry I spunked on my stomach
Maybe next time I'll be better at loving you
Play with my balls and tell me how big they are
Honey rub your beaver up and down my face
Sit on the corner of the bed and watch me whack off
You see that shampoo bottle
Now stick it up my ass
Push it in and out at a medium pace
Talk about your old boyfriend's dick and how big it was
Now shave off my pubs and punch me in the face
Oh darling, make me push my dick and balls
Back between my legs
Call me an ugly woman and take my picture
To show all the people you work with
Now pull up my scrotum
And take that shampoo bottle out of my ass
Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy
And watch me whack off
Strap on a dildo and make me give you head
Tell me slow down and do it at a medium pace
Oh, I feel so humiliated
I'm about to blow my load
You tell it's time to make love
But now I can't 'cause I spewed all over myself
Then you look into my eyes, then you realize
How much I enjoy loving you
I'm so sorry I spunked on my stomach
Maybe next time I'll be better at loving you
by Wicked Uncle Ernie November 16, 2022