Bondo Barbie

A highly modified suburban housewife. She’s in her mid to upper forties and usually drives a Ranger Rover or G-Wagon. She has two blonde daughters and a floppy-haired privileged lacrosse playing son that may or may not have a substance abuse problem. Her husband has a girlfriend and drives a four-door Jeep.

While Bondo Barbie is skiing the Alps, there’s no way to tell if her face of frozen from cold or too much botox.

by Eddamommy October 19, 2019

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Barbie Backhand

A word in the 2010 app "My Pink Friday"
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The act of using intense force while unexpectedly giving da back hand to a hater

These Cardi Stans are gonna receive the Barbie Backhand soon...

by lilchavvy January 24, 2021

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Scheme barbie

A Dirty Blonde Council Estate Women , Who Would Sleep With Anyone Usually Has A Big Pair Of Council Lips To Go With The Look , Usually Filth

Look At The Scheme Barbie Probably Wants Her Cunt Licked

by Cunted March 01, 2023

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Scheme barbie

A young blonde in her 20’s from a council scheme covered in fake tan, fake lashes, dreams catcher tattoo on the thigh, big lips, bleached blonde hair and extensions and looks identical to her 20 council scheme barbie mates. Poses for Instagram photos with lots of balloons and silver walls and furniture to add to the bling

Check the blonde over there with the big fat lips, ah she is just another council scheme barbie

by Favol February 27, 2023

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