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May 28

Petty and Disrespectful day
•Be the most pettiest person and disrespectful person that you always wanted to be.•
Girl 1: hey? What day is it?
Girl 2: it’s May 28 ya dummy
Girl 1: gotcha
by CationSp May 28, 2021
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pose 28

pose 28 is a posture from a popular roblox game called “dress to impress
me: i love roblox games!

someone: pose 28?

me: huh?
by ligmasigma September 16, 2024
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28 ounces

The state of Massechusets.

The average shit has a mass of 14 ounces. 28 ounces is the mass of two shits.
Man 1: Hey, where you from man?
Man 2: 28 ounces.
by ShadDynasty September 24, 2024
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November 28

by Raider Justin November 27, 2024
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Blumpkinday (Dec. 28)

On December 28th as of 2024, dank memers, brainrot sigmas, and skibiditards will have to participate in Blumpkinday to stay sigma. This involves males receiving fellatio from a friend, girlfriend, or wife whilst defecating on a toilet, just to multiply and add uncountable amounts of aura.

(Note: Only non-disabled sigmas 18 years and older can participate in Blumpkinday, as to prevent noncery.)

Aura will double if the toilet in question is an actual Skibidi Toilet Mystery Surprise Toy, which you are receiving fellatio upon, taking a shit in, and busting a nut upon. Bonus points if the toilet head pops up to pleasure you, but be weary of your poop flying out.
Blumpkin: Getting your dick sucked while pooping on a toilet.

Blumpkinday (Dec. 28): The day where you gotta get a blumpkin.
by ChicksW/dicks2006 December 28, 2024
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april 28

is my birthday so everyone has to be nice to me or they are getting their asses kicked by my best friend so yeah
random bitch: uhh why are you beating up that girl ??
my bestie: oh bcuz she called my friend a baked potato on april 28, aka their birthday and thats why im beating her up
random bitch: oh- umm ok, you do you ig
by theodore<33 July 21, 2025
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September 28

On this day you have to send nudes to everyone who has Birthday today.
"His birthday is september 28th"

*sends him nudes*
by ajshdkak September 16, 2025
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