Slap the Lox

Female masturbation.

I’m going to slap the lox as soon as I get home tonight. I’ve been wet all day.

I watched my sister slap the lox in the shower last night.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

Slow slap

Verb when slowly stroking your penis just shy of ejackulation

Craig was slow slapping wile watching porn waiting for the money shot to bust a nut!

by Deke freak June 8, 2018

slapping the scallop

Another term for female masturbation.

I showed her my fast fingers, which made her wetter than an otter's pocket. She then started slapping the scallop out of herself

by Blazing_keys January 18, 2020

geographe slap

A sound created by the uncircumcised male to display his prowess and readiness for mating. Often after a shower, the male will vigorously slap his penis against his leg to create the sound.

David Allenborough uses the Geographe Slap as a party trick and to call forth the uncircumcised brethren.

by NefAlive April 22, 2017

llama slap

When you slap someone with both backhands at the same time on both cheeks

that kid just hit on my girlfriend so i llama slapped his ass!

by Jayyzee November 2, 2010

Slapping the bishop

Another way of masturbaiting but sometimes it can be used for furiously masturbaiting.

Man: “hey are you alright??”
You: “ nah I spent all night slapping the bishop.”

by Slapdabitch October 18, 2018

Mammy Slap

- Slapping your partner's face with your breasts in a side-to-side manner.

We were progressing northbound when she Mammy Slapped me and my freaking molar popped out. Spent the next few minutes scrambling around looking for my tooth on the futon before re-banging.

by pribulkatwins October 2, 2010