Cry apple

Onion

I cut the cry apple and it irritated me lookers

by Bigworm69 December 17, 2024

cardio appointment

An instance of coitus

Had a cardio appointment last night. We both busted several times.

by barfmanbard December 20, 2024

cardio appointment

An instance of coitus i.e. hook up

Had a cardio appointment last night with my partner. We both busted several times

by barfmanbard December 20, 2024

Newtons Apple

A person takes a shit into another persons gaping asshole. Poop displays gravity principles as it falls.

A: so how wild was the sex?
B: you have no idea, he let me give him a Newtons Apple!
A:*mind blown*

by Sanchopanzatranza December 29, 2024

Newtons Apple

A person takes a shit into another persons gaping asshole. Poop displays gravity principles as it falls.

A: so how wild was the sex?
B: you have no idea, he let me give him a Newtons Apple!
A:*mind blown*

by Sanchopanzatranza December 30, 2024

bonejob appeal

In court (job) a lawyer will throw a bone at the judge and will immediately get an appeal.

Omg look the lawyer just did a bonejob appeal.

by jack bittenbender January 20, 2025

Poison Apple

Very tempting raging chemistry with a toxic person who will destroy your sanity and wellness.

Nah dog, she blew your mind, but then pressed the nuclear button sent you packing for no reason. It has been a month. Don’t go back now that she says you have to do better to get more lovin. She’s a poison apple.

by Studly Wordsmith February 7, 2026