by ironnnnnnnnnnnnn April 20, 2021

*thrusting* "i love you" (he doesn't actually mean that)
"He told me he loved me while inside of me... he just had pre nut cloudiness"
"He told me he loved me while inside of me... he just had pre nut cloudiness"
by coinedprenutcloudiness February 20, 2025

like a dumbass who acts like a monkey would
alternatively, what a british person would call peanuts because they give them to monkeys in the zoo
alternatively, what a british person would call peanuts because they give them to monkeys in the zoo
"ayo monkey nut come get over here"
"this kids a fuckin monkey nut"
random:"fuck you monkey nut" you:"the fuck you say to me cuh??"
alt: "can i get some monkey nuts please"
"this kids a fuckin monkey nut"
random:"fuck you monkey nut" you:"the fuck you say to me cuh??"
alt: "can i get some monkey nuts please"
by teachannnn January 20, 2023

by Uemm March 5, 2025

When the butler gets in trouble for answering the door because it was chicks in bikinis not dudes in boardies.
The dudes have Busting a nut inside their family home and allowed the nut to leavewith thd stolen items peacefully
by Diahatsu labia February 20, 2025

This is a month where all men and women will partake in a challenge to basically not orgasm through the whole of november. If the participants make ends meet, then they have the power to participate in DDD (Destroy Dick December)
Or DGD (Destroy Genitals December) for both the genders
Or DGD (Destroy Genitals December) for both the genders
Male 1: bro No Nut November (NNN) will be so hard! I can't simply just leave all my porn servers for this month!
Male2 : you want your friends to shun you out!
Male 1: FUCK YOU! -whips out dick and starts wanking-
Male 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
Male2 : you want your friends to shun you out!
Male 1: FUCK YOU! -whips out dick and starts wanking-
Male 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
by fuck liam luyahan November 1, 2022

by #1Shagger August 27, 2018
