by Downtime Desires April 15, 2015

by handle123 November 23, 2019

A "monkeys paw" is when you're taking a shower and you're out of wash cloths Once you get to washing your ass, you soap up your hand and get down there to clean it all out with that soapy bare hand. You're then left with a clean ass but in return, no matter how much you clean that hand, it feels dirty for the rest of the day.
by Dandalorian December 15, 2022

A term used to refer to a canned meal consisting of beans and hotdogs, included in a box of USMC combat rations, aka C-Rats.
Upon opening his box of C-Rations, Private Schmuckateli explains, ‘Fuck, not another can of Beans and Monkey Dicks!
by LaughingAloud July 21, 2025

A classic s.k.a. reggae song from.
I heard Any Winehouse doing the cover at the end one of her shows on TV.
I heard Any Winehouse doing the cover at the end one of her shows on TV.
by VillageWalls July 23, 2021

To "beat the monkey to the road" is to anticipate an issue and take steps to mitigate it before it becomes a problem. Being proactive.
"Let's beat the monkey to the road and pick up the beer when we go for the crabs. We don't want to be stuck sitting in traffic!"
by kastagire July 28, 2021

by anonymous May 8, 2023
