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monkey nerve

Just the touch of his hand jolted my monkey nerve.
by Downtime Desires April 15, 2015
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Monkey bread

Payment or compensation for repetitive work , like on an assembly line
Yo! They live on monkey bread, never talk any of my shit up!
by handle123 November 23, 2019
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Monkey's Paw

A "monkeys paw" is when you're taking a shower and you're out of wash cloths Once you get to washing your ass, you soap up your hand and get down there to clean it all out with that soapy bare hand. You're then left with a clean ass but in return, no matter how much you clean that hand, it feels dirty for the rest of the day.
I cant eat tacos today, I gave myself a Monkey's paw this morning and I forgot which hand it was.
by Dandalorian December 15, 2022
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Beans and Monkey Dicks

A term used to refer to a canned meal consisting of beans and hotdogs, included in a box of USMC combat rations, aka C-Rats.
Upon opening his box of C-Rations, Private Schmuckateli explains, ‘Fuck, not another can of Beans and Monkey Dicks!
by LaughingAloud July 21, 2025
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big monkey man

A classic s.k.a. reggae song from.

I heard Any Winehouse doing the cover at the end one of her shows on TV.
'...it's no lie, it's no lie
Huggin up the big monkey man....'
by VillageWalls July 23, 2021
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beat the monkey to the road

To "beat the monkey to the road" is to anticipate an issue and take steps to mitigate it before it becomes a problem. Being proactive.
"Let's beat the monkey to the road and pick up the beer when we go for the crabs. We don't want to be stuck sitting in traffic!"
by kastagire July 28, 2021
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Chunky Monkey

This chunky monkey is fucking delicious you black nigger.
by anonymous May 8, 2023
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