Packet-Monkey

pack●et●mon●key, pak-it-mungh-kee, noun, plural: pack●et●mon●keys, verb, pack●et●mon●keyed, pack●et●mon●keying.

noun
a person (typically young) devoid of hacking skills who copies code and techniques from adept hackers and wrongfully boasts about their awesomeness.

verb
to be hacked and told about it by the attacking packet-monkey who generally calls you and your mother names while associating himself with your mother in an erotic fashion.
noun
Guy 1: "Hey man, how would I go about hacking into my girlfriends Facebook account?"
Guy 2: "Umm, don't be such a packet-monkey?"
Guy 1: "What da fuck you just call me!?"
Guy 2: "Oh, no, no, I said 'packet-monkey.' It's a term for hackers that suck."
Guy 1: "Say that shit again you'll be missin' teeth.

verb
Guy 2: "God DAMN IT! This fucking packet-monkey won't stop messaging me about my mom..."

*Guy 1 punches Guy 2 in the teeth*

Guy 1: "WHAT I SAY, BITCH!?"
by Robiwon April 24, 2012
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Scroll monkey

A scroll monkey is a person who spends a bulk of their awake-life scrolling through the feed in their social media accounts, such as Facebook or Instagram.
Person A: What an amazing class/movie/show that was!

Person B: I had no idea. I was on my phone, being a scroll monkey.
by LordRam May 20, 2016
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monkey-popple

u are not a monkey popple to me lizzie!!!
by august December 02, 2003
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Monka Vs Monkey

Monka - Used when someone is being rude and very obnoxious and loud.
Monkey - Used to tell someone they are acting like a animal.
Or used against African Americans
Monka Vs Monkey

Monka “ Person 1: He is such a monka. I was trying to be nice to him and he wouldn’t stop bragging and yelling.”
Monkey “Person 2: You need to stop climbing on that. You ate acting like a monkey.”
by kaygotthawock June 02, 2023
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loose monkey

A GUY WHOM HAS LOOSE MORALS AND GOES BANANAS OVER GALS AND WISHES TO JUMP ALL OVER THEM.
Matt made his move on Patricia so quickly you'd swear he was a loose monkey by how he acted.
by Peter Lansal February 17, 2015
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Keyboard Monkey

One who has a weak response; trained to give a list of responses when asked a question.
Karen couldn’t answer my question because she doesn’t think for herself. She only replies with what her boss teaches her to say. She sounds like a keyboard monkey.
by Guysemon April 10, 2021
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Monkey dick punch

When you are a boy in 7th grade, your friend will come up to you and exclaimmonkey dick punch” and then proceed to monkey dick punch you.
by MonkeyDickPunch October 10, 2023
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