Monkey

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random person 1: Hi giraffe
random person 2: Hi monkey

by monkey man standing on fan March 31, 2023

Arctic monkeys

A UK band, indie-rock style

Dude1: You heard the new arctic monkeys album?

by Bilsonfanclub69420 May 30, 2024

Ad-clear Ass-Monkey

An individual so horrible at the video game: Destiny 2, that the only role they can secure in a multi-player activity is to kill weaker enemies inside of damage encounters.

Where is that Ad-clear Ass-Monkey, and why the fuck isn't he killing ads?

by Jikinirdon June 2, 2024

HOT MONKEY YOGA

HOT MONKEY YOGA Theirs YOGA ,Theirs Hot YOGA , And Theirs The Monkey Pose. But Nothing Beats Hot Monkey Yoga.

HOT MONKEY YOGA Is A Type Of Yoga That Incorporates The Use Of The Hot Monkey (vagina). My Yoga Instructor, Taught Me, How To Use, Her Hot Monkey. And The Poses She Knew, will be Forever, Indelibly Etched In My Mind.

by Richard ( Dick ) Gozinia June 2, 2024

HOT MONKEY YOGA

Hot Monkey YOGA Incorporates the Use Of Her Hot monkey. ( vagina)

HOT MONKEY YOGA My Yoga Instructor showed Me How To Use Her Hot Monkey. And The Poses She Knew, Will Remain Indelibly, etched in My Mind.

by Richard ( Dick ) Gozinia June 2, 2024

monkeys can't sell bananas

the ideology that a drug dealer can't be using his own supply, or else he will go out of business

Gabin started dealing but he started smoking all of his product and is now flat broke. Monkeys can't sell bananas.

by ryanbernsdisciple June 4, 2024

Monkey News

A cult classic radio/podcast feature on "The Ricky Gervais Show", in which Karl Pilkington tells Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant a ludicrous story about some monkey(s), which is always equally retarded and hilarious.

"Ooh, CHIMPFANCY THAT it's monkey news ya fuckigrrrcnt..."

"He drove to Spain"

"DON'T TALK SHIT"

by hans_chavez June 5, 2024