Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard

Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard, otherwise knows as Wisi (pronounced Wizzy), is the most powerful wizard in all the lands. He controls to oceans of cheese flowing through the world. He controls the moon (made of cheese), he even controls the universe itself. If he is ever released from his eternal prison, the universe as we know it will be destroyed, and so will all of the multiverses.

Guardian 1: "If Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard is released, we're gonna get fired"
Guardian 2: "Yep."

by Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard March 21, 2024

cheese puncher

Cheese Puncher - slang term for a male homosexual . First used on Season 1, Episode 6 of “Ted” (on internet app “ Peacock”).

…”Your son is doesn’t play sports, he’s 16, he’s minty, he picks the egg shells out of the garbage , he’s going to be a cheese puncher.” Ted

by Lawman1646 March 26, 2024

Chopped Cheese

Known as CC or Double C. The CC determines if one is worthy of consuming the CC.

I am worthy of the Chopped Cheese; you are not worthy of the Chopped Cheese.

by Kobeoverlebron March 27, 2024

Cheesed over

Words that are used to explain something not working correctly.

My car is cheesed over since I took it to that shop last week. It won't even start now.

by JoeyBomm March 28, 2024

Cheese Tooth

A cheese tooth is someone who likes cheese. Instead of a sweet tooth or in addition to a sweet tooth (which means you like sweets), there's a cheese tooth. (which means you like milk, cheese, yogurt, and beef, and cheeseburgers

Especially cheese!).

Prepare for alien takeover!

Aliens: Cheese! Cheese! Cheese! Cheese! 🧀

Aliens: Milk! Cheese! Yogurt! Steak! Cheeseburger! 🍔

People: Ahhhhh! The aliens are coming!

Aliens in UFOs and a pet Eufy: Cheese! Cheese! Cheese! Cheese!

Aliens: *Eating cheese. 🧀

Stan: I guess the alien has a cheese tooth.

by CynderFanclub March 29, 2024

smells like cheese

Meaning you are a pedophile and like to touch children

"That guy touches children"
"He definitely smells like cheese then"
"HEY DUDE YOU SMELL LIKE CHEESE"

by ClumsyPandali March 31, 2024

Cheese grate

When someone uses too much teeth when giving a blowjob, thus “cheese grating” the victim’s penis

“I’ve never gotten worse head than when that freaky girl in 11th grade cheese grated me in the back of AP Lit”

by ausdeb June 19, 2021