Penis

A weird stick that protrudes from the male crotch. Occasionally touched and hideously ugly this body part is often compare against others by the male sex.

Male 1: My penis is 5 inches wbu?
Male 2: 6 inches beat that.

by geniusssssss October 12, 2019

Peni

When there are more than one penis in a room

The room was filled with peni

by Peni_ lover December 13, 2017

penis

penis is so good

i love penis

by JHOUGIUDHO*WY{OUHOXP*&YWOUH{(& March 25, 2022

Penis

A part of the body that is used for masturbatory

I love my penis

by Dismantrash October 27, 2020

Penis case

The thing you keep your fucking dick in.

A Pussy is my penis case.

by lemmesqueezeyourtits September 24, 2019

Penis

A tool men have to please women use when horny.

Penis is a thing men have between their legs to please women!

Example:
Girl 1. - You totally need to get laid.
Girl 2. - Yea, haven’t gotten dick for a while now.
Girl 1. - I know a guy with a huge penis, I’ll totally set you up with him if you want.
Girl 2. - Yeah! Sure!

by Cactusishot February 22, 2020

chameleon penis

penis that blends in with its surroundings

girl #1: guess who sent me dick pics last night
girl #2: blake? again?

girl #3: he still have the chameleon penis?
girl #1: of course he does, once a chameleon penis always a chameleon penis

by pixelatedtitties June 19, 2019