foodstamp baby

A baby, usually black or of another minority group, whose parents are on foodstamps. Foodstamp babies grow up on massive amounts of kool-aid, watermelon and chicken. Foodstamp babies cry a lot because they learn at a very young age that their parents are a burden to society.

John: "See that lady that just came through my line with $500 worth of chicken and watermelon? Of course she paid with foodstamps and her foodstamp baby wouldn't stop crying."
Ron: "Goddamn foodstamp babies."

foodstamp baby by john-stump December 18, 2011

testtube baby 

A person that is so dumb or weird that there is no way that they are human and therefore was cloned from a piece of shit.

alex glumac

testtube baby by PoatoChip May 3, 2003

Clubbing baby seals 

After having relations with a female who is on her period, your wang will have the appearance of a bloody club, hence with your pants off you will look like youve been clubbing baby seals with it.

Yo, after I stabbed that dolphin I realized that aunt flow was in her town and when I looked in the mirror after it looked like I be clubbing baby seals B!

Clubbing baby seals by G-Diddy & tha funky bunch December 3, 2009

half baby 

Baby or child who is biracial or multiracial, of mixed blood and often exotic appearance.

His mom is white and his dad is black. he's a half baby.

half baby by Dena Sablotny October 30, 2004

Test Tube Baby 

1. A child conceived via artificial insemination using a test tube. 2. Any such person who as an adult makes consistently poor decisions or otherwise acts foolishly. 3 A complete fuckin' idiot.

Ryan is a test tube baby.

I jerked off in a test tube, a girl poured it in her cunt, hence 9 months later we had a test tube baby.

Test Tube Baby by OCDTTB September 24, 2010

weezy f. baby 

the best rapper alive.

Jack:Hey did u hear? Weezy F. Baby got shot.
Chelsea: That's it were over.
Jack:Huh?
Chelsea: My life is over.
Jack:So?
Chelsea: I'm horny
Jack: Me too...

(sex scene)

4 hours later
Chelsea:maybe a can live my life with out weezy...
Jack: Who's he?

weezy f. baby by carter 3.5 March 31, 2008

goo baby 

A baby conceived through anal sex.

I had anal sex with my girlfriend and now we're gonna have a goo baby.

goo baby by tBoned October 18, 2008