Mexican jumping Jack

Standing in a wide stance, Excreting violent diarrhea while singing "la cucaracha." Sometimes accomplished whilst doing actual jumping jacks.

"he was the first man to accomplish a full Mexican jumping Jack, the ruiner of hotel deposits. "

by Jkjk806 August 4, 2021

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Monterey Jack

The act of pouring spoiled milk all over your penis and shoving it inside your partner's anal cavity, which had a cheez whiz inserted. Then let it ferment for three weeks. Before ejaculating inside.

"Smile did you see me and my bitch did the Monterey jack a couple of days before." "Yeah, I saw you on the dinner table at your stepparents. You sick fuck."

by younevabeentoorgnifyouneva August 4, 2021

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to pull a jack

a variation of angry white boy memes, to pull a jack means to cut your friends out of photos, post snapchat rants about them and do other petty shit when u argue

Omg did you hear about him throwing his housewarming gift out the window last night?
Oh yeah he got mad and decided to pull a jack

by ohdoja February 16, 2022

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Jack

Jack is such a hobbson

What's good jack your ass is such a hobbson

by bLudAJ21 February 18, 2022

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Jack cameron

An absolute fucking unit.

Built like a kangaroo and extremely sexualy frustrated.
Be afraid and grit your teeth because I'm coming in dry!
Only eats with his hands and only comes if he loves them.

Andrew: best masterbater about my technique is unmatched just like my lifting technique I'm so ripped bro

Mr mac: so sexy bro your such a Jack cameron

by Andy Pandy super handy February 18, 2022

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