Penis is a penis, you like penis? you touched your best guy friend on the shoulder?? YOUR GAY and you like penis's
noah: hey dude can you rub my shoulder
jake: sure
narrator: gasp your gay now because you are rubbing his shoulders means you like penis
jake: sure
narrator: gasp your gay now because you are rubbing his shoulders means you like penis
by Batisgay June 10, 2022
Get the Penismug. A micro penis is used to describe someone whose penis is not only small but can be labelled as microscopic.
An embarrassing size with questionable functionality.
An embarrassing size with questionable functionality.
by Andypoi123 January 14, 2021
Get the Micro penismug. by WileyLouis November 12, 2012
Get the Gutter Penismug. A great warrior wielding the power of dicus longus. Legend has it he has been defeated by hepatitis khan long ago...
teacher:"genghis khan the founder of the mongol empire "
student:"have you heard of penis khan?"
teacher:"see me after class"
student:"have you heard of penis khan?"
teacher:"see me after class"
by HiggaChigga March 26, 2022
Get the penis khanmug. A weird stick that protrudes from the male crotch. Occasionally touched and hideously ugly this body part is often compare against others by the male sex.
by geniusssssss October 12, 2019
Get the Penismug. a penis has a sad life, his hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
Brayden has a small penis
by the sexiest guy on the fucking May 13, 2019
Get the penismug. 