loose monkey

A GUY WHOM HAS LOOSE MORALS AND GOES BANANAS OVER GALS AND WISHES TO JUMP ALL OVER THEM.

Matt made his move on Patricia so quickly you'd swear he was a loose monkey by how he acted.

by Peter Lansal February 16, 2015

Monkey

When you attempt to penetrate a woman's anus and she says: "Oh no you di'nt!"

I attempted to stick my penis in Felicias anus, when she suddenly closed her legs and scolded: "Oh no you di'nt!" That bitch gave me The Monkey Yo !

by K Mouse August 29, 2018

monkey nut

like a dumbass who acts like a monkey would

alternatively, what a british person would call peanuts because they give them to monkeys in the zoo

"ayo monkey nut come get over here"
"this kids a fuckin monkey nut"
random:"fuck you monkey nut" you:"the fuck you say to me cuh??"

alt: "can i get some monkey nuts please"

by teachannnn January 20, 2023

Folder Monkey

A worker for New York State Education Department

Look at that poor Folder Monkey with the crazy people all around his cubicle

by ZiggyBoomBox January 6, 2010

Monkey Balls

Things you put in your ass aka some hot monkey balls

I love hot monkey balls

by EvansPatrol November 29, 2021

Monkey in da hole

Alfie sucks balls

On a Friday night, Alfie’s fave thing to do is put da monkey in da hole

by Samrules9 March 17, 2022

Monkey Boo

Monkey boo is a bucket head. He likes to spin around and spin and spin and scream. He likes to punch ppl with his toes.

Jackson: monkey boo is a buttocks

Logan: NO WAY

by BiscuitToesOwO April 19, 2022