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Scottish cheese

Smegma, dick cheese. More specifically, smegma that has been aged a few days or more under somewhat tight foreskin that doesn't usually retract.
Guy 1: This guy I met had a gorgeous dick but there was so much scottish cheese on it when I pulled his tight hood back, I couldn't. I'm talking like, crumbles falling off.

Guy 2: Where's this guy, I need me some scottish cheese now.
by SeanCaern September 18, 2022
mugGet the Scottish cheesemug.

whip it at the cheese

A Wisconsin tradition. When confronted with a problem or a question, such as "How are you going to handle this?" or "What do you feel like doing tonight", instead of coming up with a plan you choose to forgo all thought and experience and simply go balls to the wall.

As with most Wisconsin traditions, whipping it at the cheese usually involves copious amounts of alcohol.
Bad Larry: I've got the next few days off and we gotta do something or I'll lose my goddamn mind.
Mr. Moist: What did you have in mind?
Bad Larry: I don't have a clue. Figured we'd just whip it at the cheese.
by FatButler May 20, 2016
mugGet the whip it at the cheesemug.

Cheese

There can be many definitions:
-A hard dairy product made with milk, usually yellow or white
-A verb to describe a person skipping a part of a game using glitches or other tactics
-A word commonly said before a photo is taken to make you show your teeth so you look better in a picture
Example 1: I love eating cheese (as a dairy product)
Example 2: Did that guy cheese that level? (as a verb)
Example 3: We’re gonna take a photo, say cheese! *People say cheese* (as a word to show teeth)
by SandwichWithSausages March 6, 2024
mugGet the Cheesemug.

Big Cheese

A person who can spit bars harder and faster than Eminem.
Person A-“Have you seen Big Cheese.”
Person B-“Yes, his bars are phat.”
Person A-“I know right!”
by BrimBiddy January 14, 2022
mugGet the Big Cheesemug.

shilling cheese

1. Giving out fake compliments.
2. The intent to make other people believe a platitude.
He went to the gym once this month and is happy cause his girlfriend keeps shilling cheese about how good he looks.
by Buckfutt June 2, 2019
mugGet the shilling cheesemug.

Swiss Cheese!

When you're trying to call someone and they can't hear you, shout "Swiss Cheese!" and they should look.
"Emma! Emma! Emma!" No response? Shout, "Swiss Cheese!" And she looks.
by spawnables January 26, 2015
mugGet the Swiss Cheese!mug.

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