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Shadow monkey

A shadow monkey is someone who watches your every move, copies everything you do, but stays in the the shadows. They don’t talk to you, simply and try to be you.
Tallula: “Ugh did you see what Eloise posted, she is so copying my outfit!”

Sam: “Omg eww what a shadow monkey. She doesn’t even make an effort to talk to us.”
by Little miss Bob Davey March 11, 2024
mugGet the Shadow monkeymug.

Curb monkey

Curb monkey is a female and sometimes males that uses the opposite sex for rides on their motorcycle, they desperately troll the Internet looking for guys to post that they are going for a ride then wait curbside with their bandana, Harley tank top and leather boot for the guy to show up.
Travis posted on Facebook that he was going for a ride, stopped at the bar for a bite to eat and beverage and the curb monkeys were lined up.
by Marion Morrison May 16, 2016
mugGet the Curb monkeymug.

Monkey Magnet

A person who attracts monkeys.
by Aye-dri-anne November 27, 2017
mugGet the Monkey Magnetmug.

Monkey Fuck Charging

When someone's charging port is fucked so they wirelessly charge off of someone else's phone that's plugged into the wall as a proxy.
Hey man, my battery is almost dead, think we can do a little monkey fuck charging?
by Villainous March 24, 2023
mugGet the Monkey Fuck Chargingmug.

puple monkey dishwasher

having sex and just before a womans orgasm,leaving the head slightly in as she squirts the puple monkey is dishwashing
she orgazemed so fast i barlely puulled out and got a puple monkey dishwasher!!!
by jang jub October 3, 2008
mugGet the puple monkey dishwashermug.

spider monkey

aggressively jumping on someone and diddling them with no warning, kinda like a spider
if you dont stop diddling me im going to spider monkey you
by Ejaculation man March 3, 2025
mugGet the spider monkeymug.

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