spanking the lady monkey

A woman, of any age that is pleasuring herself via masturbation. She can be using a sex toy or her fingers in this act.

Carol was so busy spanking the lady monkey she didn’t notice she’d spilled her margarita all over the bed.

by Old crazy momma November 10, 2020

Monkey

a trader that books an incorrect trade and does not pick it up themselves.

if the trade is picked up before bridget finds it the trader is not a monkey!

manoj fat fingered his trade and didnt spot it ,he is now sitting in the monkey tree.

by LJ , JR , SC , JA , SC , SA December 14, 2008

monkeys can't sell bananas

the ideology that a drug dealer can't be using his own supply, or else he will go out of business

Gabin started dealing but he started smoking all of his product and is now flat broke. Monkeys can't sell bananas.

by ryanbernsdisciple June 4, 2024

Monkey hand

An I.T. wizard's doer of his/her bidding in the context of getting things done without the need to engage with the great unwashed masses.

No need to ever go out, between Amazon, Uber Eats and my trusty monkey hand, I don't need to go anywhere til the next Brony meet.

by Buttwaddington November 22, 2021

Monkey

Female genitalia. Vagina.

I gotta get in that monkey. She got a bad ass monkey down there. Gotta get it.

by anonymous August 9, 2021

Nicaraguan Felch Monkey

A short, young, african american male, who goes around pantsing disabled kids and felch ing there anus’s clean of there shit, whilst prolapsing them.

Chino : Did you hear about Marty?
Noah barnfart : Nah why?

Chino : Marty is a Nicaraguan Felch monkey

by landon haas May 21, 2024

Sea Monkey Stampede

Male orgasm

Right to sleep last night........had an unscheduled Sea Monkey Stampede.

by Johannes Baptine March 14, 2023