Curb monkey is a female and sometimes males that uses the opposite sex for rides on their motorcycle, they desperately troll the Internet looking for guys to post that they are going for a ride then wait curbside with their bandana, Harley tank top and leather boot for the guy to show up.
Travis posted on Facebook that he was going for a ride, stopped at the bar for a bite to eat and beverage and the curb monkeys were lined up.
by Marion Morrison May 17, 2016
When a person is on their knees, jerking off two dudes, and they get themselves covered in their spit-lube.
by Thundercock Soulpuncher November 24, 2014
Prentending a girls asshole is a button that when pushed with your thumb or finger it makes her go ape shit crazy and she tries to climb walls.
I was ridding this chick like Rover and when I hit that monkey button with my thumb that chick went ape shit and wouldn’t climb down from the ceiling for thirty minutes.
by PDirty December 28, 2018
by Sexydimma March 29, 2017
When you are a boy in 7th grade, your friend will come up to you and exclaim “monkey dick punch” and then proceed to monkey dick punch you.
by MonkeyDickPunch October 10, 2023
cesar the monkey is a special monkey in all of our hearts. he is loved by us bc of his ADHD moments. he doesn’t like being called a monkey, but that’s okay.. he also died in his sleep due to 42 gunshots on his leg. he also got his toe chopped off which caused him to go on 748 comas. he was only 1 hour old.
some girl: omg is that cesar the monkey
random guy: yes *process to shoot cesar 42 times in the leg*
random guy: yes *process to shoot cesar 42 times in the leg*
by sparkzlol74 June 13, 2022
The combination of two English exclamations, in order to give extra gravitas to the fact that you don't care.
I couldn't give a flying fuck, and I couldn't give a monkey's arsehole.
I couldn't give a flying fuck, and I couldn't give a monkey's arsehole.
by Rikstir May 30, 2025