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Brew Monkey

The person issued the task of making "brews" or cups of our hot beverage of choice for a period of time. ie: a night or weekend.
by Aradin October 30, 2007
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sleep monkeys

imaginary monkeys derived from ancient southern myth that mentally and physically serenade you to sleep. usually can find these sleep monkeys in church.
“Man, them sleep monkeys ‘bout got me during preachers sermon this morning..”
by sleepmonkeyqueen February 26, 2023
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Monkey

An insult used by only the chads, such as Suguru Geto and Frieza. Used to represent a dumbass who most likely only sits on Reddit and Discord trying to pull women when they have no rizz online because they look like shit in real life.
Geto: I hate those monkeys
by Satoru Gojo is on top December 3, 2023
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Monkey balls

Hairy big blacks balls that can fit in your grandmother’s mouth.
by CallMeSlippy January 5, 2022
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Monkey pudding

The ejaculate of a post vasectomy male.
I walked in on Scott as he shot his monkey pudding all over Reubens chest.
by Monkeypuddin February 23, 2019
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Monkey Chariot

A Chevrolet Caprice (or like vehicle) that is outfitted with oversized and flashy “rims” with rubber band like tires. Usually also outfitted with twin straight pipe exhaust and some type of livery (M&Ms, Lucky Charms, ect) Most likely to be spotted around tax time.
“Damn my grandma sold her mint condition single owner low miles caprice to Ladarius CrownRoyal Jackson III “

“ won’t be long till I see another monkey chariot around town
by wannabang0 July 16, 2023
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Shock the monkey

Overwhelming the brain and body through unusual shocks layered upon the usual stress of life
When you receive last-minute changes to a file that must be submitted to the printer today and the printer's wife is in the hospital undergoing a heart procedure and you've also just begun getting up and hour earlier, you take your laptop to the couch with an extra coffee because you don't want to shock the monkey.
by Okay_YetAnotherMonkey January 26, 2024
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