heres your card

When someone put someone in there place. To knock someone down a peg or two. When someone who "knows it all" is proved wrong infront of everyone and is forced to eat his words publicy.

Heres your card bitch. Shut the fuck up you don't have a clue what your talking about.

by Jason Shelton June 1, 2006

to do your vodka

to perform your usual daily/weekly routine

during winters in Canada shoveling snow off your driveway is not only a snow-brainer but actually a matter of to do your vodka

by Sexydimma November 4, 2019

jump your bones

something sexual a male does to a female.

Tim said to Jane "I wanna jump your bones"

by whyhaveaname September 26, 2006

roll your balls

1. The male equivalent of rolling your eyes at some one.

2. A flippant gesture of irritation.

Did you just roll your balls at me?

by Wine Country March 31, 2009

shine your dolphin

See Pulling your pudding

Your moms pussy is all dry so I prefer to shine my dolphin

by Beastmaster May 30, 2003

broke your balls

1.The act of a cockblock in progress.

2.When a man is busy doing something that may take some time, and gets kicked/hit in the balls to impede all progress.

3.When the male testicals are shattered.

1. WEE WOO WEE WOO this is officer dickus of the cockblock police. we have a 1014 cockblock in progress.

2. Cody was trying to pull a prank when Brian fucking shattered his sack, preventing him by falling through with the trick.

3. Cody got his balls glued on to the sander and then i turned it on while he was still trying to get it off.

broke your balls

by Humoungous Dickus May 22, 2008

Seasoning Your Meat

Putting seasoning (i.e. parsley, thyme, etc.) on your junk before a blow job so it tastes better for the other party

Seasoning your meat:

Hey man I seasoned my meat for jill last night

Like a steak?

Yeah, but not that kind

I bet she loved it

You kidding? She asked for seconds!

by Neon Ninja Kills You November 4, 2009