Jacks that like Opossums

Jacks who like Opossums are the best people. They're fun to be around and they might send you pictures of cute Opossums when you're sad. The best people to be around, really.

Jacks that like Opossums are the best people.

by Kristallsplitter September 11, 2021

i like your kneecaps

I like your kneecaps (but in italics) (:

it gives you the ability to not go 10 feet near a school or a park

Mike: I like your kneecaps Mary.

Mary: get tf away from me you redo

by SplitPSoup September 13, 2021

I like your kneecaps

gives you a restraining order to not go anywhere near a school

Mike: I like your kneecaps Mary.
Mary: Get tf away from me you creep.

by SplitPSoup September 13, 2021

Shake It Like a Pitbull

“Shake It Like a Pitbull” often used as a way to tell a girl to “shake da ass” or to “twerk” popularized by the raper ILOVEmemphis in the song “shake it baby”

Yeah girl Shake It Like a Pitbull!!

by Carrotcakelover September 14, 2021

Bust like a hog

Busting a fat amount of cream

I will bust like a hog in your cat

by Hog September 14, 2021

lemon likes kirra

he likes kirra and wont stop overthinking about her 🤤

lemon likes kirra but is so shy uwu , and wont stop thinking about her cuteness 🥶🥶

by kirras future hubby September 14, 2021

Built like a Bugle

A bugle is a crisp commonly sold in the UK and is cone shaped, it is a word that is used to insult the shape of someone’s head.

“Jay Woods is built like a bugle”

by JaysonWould September 15, 2021