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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

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monkey nutz

When Zay M. (deuce) catches a pass on a defender's head

Yo, it's monkey nutz when Zay's in 1on1 coverage, just throw it up to him.

by piperfanclub May 16, 2025

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When someone shoves a bar of metal up someone's ass, typically in a safe BDSM environment. The bar has to be made of metal for it to be considered a monkey bar. Some have also combined two cans of Arizona iced tea to create a monkey bar, but that is a very rare sight.

Those who do a monkey bar are often given names such as "Vlad the Impaler" to hide their identities.

A monkey bar tends to be on the extreme scale of BDSM activities.

Scenario 1:

Trushula: "Hey, did you hear? Vlad the Impaler shoved a steel bar up my ass. I think its called a monkey bar?"
"Yeah, I love it when Vlad does that. I love it when he monkey bars me."

by alpha-male-wolf-1230 May 18, 2025

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Mongolian Cluster Monkey

The Mongolian Cluster Monkey is similar in build to an adult chimpanzee with long fur. The Mongolian Cluster Monkey has figured out how to combine a Clusterfuck with a Monkey Fuck. They always act in large groups. And when they visit, you're left not knowing what happened, or where you are. You only know that it was loud loud, messy, violent, and involuntary.

Sorry I'm late, I got a visit from the Mongolian Cluster Monkeys.

by DraconusDraconum May 20, 2025

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