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Nut

Warm white stuff that comes out when you see naked men.
Max: "Look, my g finna bust a nut"

Dylan: "omg imma lick it off his tiny balls"
by Supereggman September 17, 2022
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nut and bolt

The act of performing sexual intercourse with a large girl and finishing. Before saying you are leaving for a cigarette, never to return. Jumping over fences may be included...
Matt: I realised she was too fat, so I had to nut and bolt
Lauren: Oh god please don't leave....
by cesci123 May 26, 2021
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Testicular nut blast

When you cum inside someone so much you feel a small explosion from your nuts into whatever you are jizzing into.
UGH BABE I'M GONNA HAVE A TESTICULAR NUT BLAST.
by nutty profesor April 18, 2018
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Nut

1. An edible thing, quite hard
2.Ejaculation
3.Penis and testicles
"These Nuts taste so good"
"I just nutted to this video on PornHub"
"I really hurt my nuts"
by #1Shagger August 27, 2018
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Lit as nuts

A saying used to describe someone or something who is fun or just awesome, much like a pair of testicles is. But also very....very sensitive.
"Do you know Elena?"
"Yeah! She's lit as nuts! I heard she kicked Gregory right in his testicles!"
"Ouch! Sucks for him!"
by Royalb101 April 19, 2018
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My nuts were bleeding!

An educational video on the viewing platform of YouTube, a child possibly diagnosed with Aspergers and Down Syndrome, shows us the side effects of shoving a Cheetos Snack down his genitalia, resulting in his genitalia begin to bleed.
"Can I have a Cheetos?"
Not even 30 seconds later:
"My nuts were bleeding! Oh my God, there's blood everywhere!"
by Ryben79 June 1, 2018
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