The illusion of intellectual enlightenment caused by consuming flashy, surface level content. Often AI generated or algorithm boosted that makes someone feel enlightened without understanding what they are actually talking about.
(Symptoms include quoting Nietzsche out of context and saying “consciousness is just math, bro”)
(Symptoms include quoting Nietzsche out of context and saying “consciousness is just math, bro”)
Bro said free will is a simulation and then cited ChatGPT. That’s not philosophy, that’s pure glowtelligence.
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Calling someone “Glonk” is usually a lighthearted jab, suggesting the person:
Did something awkward, clumsy, or unexpectedly silly
Was moving or behaving in a way that’s a bit offbeat, like tripping, dropping something, or saying something random or confusing
It’s like being called a goofball, just with a weirder word.
Did something awkward, clumsy, or unexpectedly silly
Was moving or behaving in a way that’s a bit offbeat, like tripping, dropping something, or saying something random or confusing
It’s like being called a goofball, just with a weirder word.
My friend buddy Jake lost us the game so I called him ‘glonk’
Or
Richard is such a ‘glonk’ because knocked over his water bottle
Beaudry just fell with no serious injuries, that was such a ‘glonk’ move
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Richard is such a ‘glonk’ because knocked over his water bottle
Beaudry just fell with no serious injuries, that was such a ‘glonk’ move
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