JFK Meat Rider

Somebody who is obsessed with glazing President John F. Kennedy, so much so that they are undoubtedly riding his meat.

The JFK Meat Riders are having some incredible synergy on Fortnite right now.

by JK_Money May 30, 2024

A Harley Rider

Usually, an unfriendly, greasy, ugly, fat, poser who owns a $5000 pickup truck and an unreliable, $30,000 2000cc cruiser to be revved at 7000 RPM in 25 MPH zones with a tatted-up "Lot Lizard" on the back. This individual is often of low intelligence, has more tattoo's than teeth and has some sort of superiority complex where they believe that buying 900 lbs of overpriced, poorly performing junk that is made in Taiwan and assembled in America allows them to snub any other biker on the road regardless of their skill and experience. They think they own the road and are higher on the totem pole than 18-wheelers. But, their lack of a helmet means they fail the Darwin test and rank lower on the evolutionary scale than effeminate pansies riding 50cc scooters. While cruising around town, they usually wear vests with patches on them from rallies attended and think that means something. They look more like the imposters that steal military valor, than the war heroes they plagiarize.

Like with Apple computers, the brand is permanently shit-stained by the self-entitled tools that use them.

That pompous A Harley Rider is sure full of himself. If the FONZ were riding down the road on his Triumph, he would be too cool to wave to him.

by sbohandley June 9, 2024

Mexican basket ride

When your partner spins a rod between a rope hanging from the ceiling, grabs right, and spins as fast as she can on your penis.

Did you hear what happened to James?
No? What happened?
His tinder date twisted his dick off.
Mexican basket ride?

Mexican basket ride?

by Slappyhandle December 13, 2024

Go for a ride

Slang for getting laid. Frequently used as a question: "Do you want to go for a ride?"

Used in Northern Ireland and Ireland.

"Hey Tommy, do you want to go for a ride, for old time's sake?"

by Economical Positions December 17, 2024

Reiner De Ridder

I've never seen someone take someone else's back from the stacking position like that. That was brilliant.

Hym "Yeah, that was tight I've never seen someone do what Reiner DE Ridder did to Kevin Holland in the ufc before."

by Hym Iam January 23, 2025

Humboldt River Boat Ride

When you are railing your girl from behind, and as you are about to ejaculate, you pull out and squirt semen in her hair. She is not as thrilled with this as you are.

I took my girl for a Humboldt River Boat Ride last night. She is complaining that she needs to wash her hair.

by Mosey Flat January 16, 2026

Ox/Bull Rider

When a couple is engaging in doggy style fornication and the female reaches back and grabs the balls attempting to hold on at all costs

"She was a hell of a Ox/Bull Rider last night, almost trapped me in there before I bucked her off"

by Crust1 February 11, 2026