Manure monkey

A term used towards Sri Lankans during the early 1900s by the British, highly derogatory and is a banned phrase in many countries the term is consider Worse than the N word as the British would murder Sri Lankans while yelling this

Oscar is a manure monkey

by Splatella November 24, 2025

excel monkey

an office worker, especially a typical, corporate, demoralized, mundane spreadsheet worker. an urban rat racer.

from: "Microsoft Excel" + "monkey"

She showed that cosplay can make money ... That is the message Enako had cemented into Japan. And to think she would've been another excel monkey if it wasn't for her fans dragging her back.

How Japan's No.1 Cosplayer Dominated Everyone

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXz_s7p-NVQ&t=665

by excelmonkey December 7, 2025

Spud Monkey

A racial slur used to insult people of Irish descent.

That ginger Spud Monkey is drinking the pub dry.

by HazmatTechni-10 December 10, 2025

Greedy Monkey

A greedy monkey is when one participant cums on a banana, and the "greedy monkey" eats the cum off the banana then chews on the banana and spits it out without removing the banana peel

For this dare, I played a greedy monkey on him

by TheCoffee December 17, 2025

Funky Monkey

A funky monkey who is funky and a monkey who likes to be funky

HEs a funky monkey

by User of school chrome book January 5, 2026

Cuck Monkey

A pansy of a man with the brain capacity of a monkey

Trevor: I already drank 6 beers, I can't down another or I'll be all over the place

Chad: Quit being a little cuck monkey!

Trevor: >:( cracks open another beer

by alphawhale January 11, 2026

goggle hump monkey

A person who thinks they look like Amy Whinehouse and is very lazy and idle. Some think the goggle hump monkey is very man like

Goggle hump monkeys are usually found in Urban areas. One is known to be lurking in the United Kingdom in a town called Bristol. It has yet to have been photographed.

by 6moley9 June 20, 2008