Spoon Dick

A penis without girth yet contains a massive head.

I loved him but his spoon dick was like being fucked by a troll.

by dé ƒåç†ø May 30, 2010

Dog Dick

1. An uncircumcised penis.

2. The dick of a dog.

1. "I'm glad that I'm cut. Dog dick looks fuckin nasty."

2. "Haha, look at that dog. He's got a dog dick."
"No shit Sherlock...."

by What the shit? January 16, 2009

Limp Dick

The inability to please women due to having a small or limp cock. Being put on blast for public humiliation after not being able to please a woman.
Synonyms Chad Neal, Bill Clinton, Ronald Reagon ...

Chad Neal has a small limp dick; just ask Amy and Tracie.

by Nino8four February 3, 2010

Dick Titty

(plural) Male breasts so large you can slide a dick between them.

CancerVSsuicide is gonna get dick titties if he doesn't get off that Subway diet.

by Sekani January 28, 2003

a hot dicking

a hot dicking is what several of the cadets in my pod give me when they're horny.

Some of my buddies take care of their morning wood by giving me a hot dicking!

by eda-skip October 4, 2021

slippery dick

Slippery dick is a species of ocean-dwelling fish in the family Labridae. This species originates mostly from the Western Atlantic: North Carolina and Bermuda to Brazil. It swims as if it's dragging its tail. Adults may grow to a length of 8 inches.

My favorite animal is a slippery dick.

by Alan the King Fish July 31, 2011

dick jousting

The act of a female performing oral copulation on two males at the same time, producing the "dick jousting effect", also known in more common nomenclature as a cockfight. Dick Jousting is also known as a dick duality.

Larry and Gerry met this chick the other night and she couldn't decide which one of them she wanted so she took them home for a little dick jousting in her mouth.

Larry (holding his dick): On guard! Be prepared to defend yourself!

Gerry (holding his dick): I have slain thousands with this weapon.

Chick (about to suck both dicks): May the best dick jouster win!

by the legendary marmot February 13, 2008