Glontripate

To beat the Pope into a pulp

(Glontripated, Glontripation. other methods such as Vehicular Glontripation, Blunt Glontripation, etc.)

"Dude, did you hear? Johnny Glontripated!"

by Sean “Moron” Moran June 3, 2025

Globscubulus

Someone who regularly observes pigeons

(Globscubuling, as in the act of observing a pigeon. Globscubuled, as in having observed a pigeon)

"Steve is such a f*cking Globscubulus, God it's annoying"

by Sean “Moron” Moran June 5, 2025

Glonk Eliel

- A kid that doesn’t do shit in game and is overall buns at the game and acts zesty

Yo, you’re such a glonk eliel at this game

by Mr yummy bean June 5, 2025

Globular

An adjective used to describe something that looks or acts like a glob.

You seen Bob Dylan on this last tour?

Yeah bro on stage he looked, I don't know, glob-like. Almost globular.

by ScepticalSapien June 8, 2025

Glowseen

Quietly observed online—someone reads your story, watches your post, but never reacts.
There’s no like, no reply—just the soft glow of their presence in your view logs.

He hasn’t texted, but I’ve glowseen. I know he’s still watching.

by Poraan June 8, 2025

Glooby

What Mr Ant Tenna is never

He's GROOVY and NEVER glooby!

by Nedsterlator June 9, 2025

Gloogy

Avidly jizzed on. Whether in appearance or literal meaning.

He looked awfully gloogy earlier after eating those cinnabons.

by 6 dollar meal deal June 11, 2025