Penis

A female genital, used to silence peasents, wait what?
This girl's got a HELL of a penis!

bro.... what?
by Caden F. August 21, 2021
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by penishaver122 November 16, 2022
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Is alot like a popsicle, great for sucking by all genders(popsicle is a usimism for penis)
Amanda: I can't wait to suck on Jake's popsicle
Dan: I've tried his popsicle and it was so nice😋
Amanda: ._.

Dan: ...
Amanda: is there something you wanna tell me
Dan: :D
Dan: penis is the best
Amanda: I can't disagree with you
:D
:D<=====3
by I have no idea how to spell March 28, 2021
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a very big sword
woah thats a big and hard penis
by p0gch@mp March 03, 2021
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a nice beverage on a hot summer day
are you thirsty?

yup
got a penis for you
thanks man
by w h or enjsmna June 30, 2021
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if you have one, its probably small. cannot see it even with a microscope.
woah. your penis is smaller than i excpected.
by ginormousgibboninggibbon December 21, 2022
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you know, that dangly thing between your legs if you're a man? the one you piss out of? the one you CUM out of?
Person 1: yo look at my penis
Person 2: Why are you even asking me to do that?
by Charuzu March 27, 2023
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