zoom boom

The act of watching pornographic material on a Zoom meeting with your friends.

He asked me if I wanted to zoom boom with them tonight.

by Niarcisse April 30, 2020

Zoomer

A person that takes a long time to do normal stuff

Zacs a zoomer

by Flying Rainbow cat May 4, 2020

ZOOMCITAL

I am a piano teacher during the COVID19 pandemic. I held a piano recital for my students today. I called it a ZOOMCITAL... I used Zoom to host the recital for 31 people ! Newschoolpiano.com

welcome to our 2nd Annual NewSchoolPiano Zoomcital.

by keyboardplayerrich May 6, 2020

Zoom juice

N. Zoom juice is any alcoholic beverage consumed during a Zoom meeting or any other videoconferencing application that helps the participant endure the monotony.

"Honey, I've got a Zoom call with my boss in 5 minutes, do you know where my zoom juice is?"

"Yes, dear. There's Jack in the pantry and the Jim Beam on the counter."

by E'rode May 8, 2020

Zoom to zoom

A condition where one's schedule is full of back-to-back with web conference call

My schedule is zoom to zoom today.

by tangyslice May 12, 2020

zoombie

People being inside homes and on zoom calls that steal their life forces from them!

COVID-19 has turned us into a society of zoombies!!

by thinkingtoad May 14, 2020

Zoombie

The lifeless state one enters after being in meaningless corporate Zoom meetings all day while working from home.

My poor wife, she saw me emerge from my basement office at 6pm a lifeless Zoombie.

by drunk dude 69 May 14, 2020