you're welcome

Something to say when a co-worker sneezes and there are others in the room. Always gets a laugh due to its incongruity.

For tonz 'o laffs, be prepared with a list of other pointless customary statements for when the person sneezes many times in succesion, e.g.
yes please
fine thank you
I'm sorry
no thank you

(sneeze) you're welcome
(sneeze) yes please
(sneeze) fine thank you
(sneeze) I'm sorry
(sneeze) no thank you

you're welcome by The Wandering Understander February 11, 2004

you're that 

The mother of all comebacks, unparalleled by any other. Normally used when you're fresh out of spunk.

Example 1:
Guy: "ur m0m iz l4m3r."
You: "You're that."

Example 2:
Guy: "i m ub3r l33t h4x0r!"
You: "You're that."

Example 3:
Guy: "What the fuck is your problem?"
You: "You're that."

you're that by Deacon August 6, 2004

You're so Roman 

adj. Directed to someone who increases volume and intensity of speech during a conversation.

ie - In the manner of Caesar proclaiming to his people.

"Whenever I argue with Margaret, she becomes so Roman!"

"I don't even know why I am arguing with you, you're so Roman right now."

You're so Roman by Rowdynow May 2, 2010

you're the king 

A thinly veiled insult. Short for "I hereby crown the king of dumbasses"

Nurse: "How exactly did this injury occur?"

Patient: "I skateboarded off the roof of my house and meant to land on the trampoline, but I ended up crashing into the shed instead"

Nurse: "You're the king"

you're the king by Innuendo Man July 3, 2015

you're such a trump

'You're such a trump' is when you've done something so unhumanly wrong and you're being a nasty human being but people still love and support you.

you're such a trump for making you're friend pay for a meal you ordered!

you're such a trump by LV1t8 July 20, 2016

you’re fired 

A phrase the American public can now use on Trump!

You were impeached and nowww you’re fired! Hopefully now we’ll get back to some semblance of the “green”. A hole in one for America and democracy.

you’re fired by JustJustice November 13, 2020

you're on my team 

This phrase is used by guys to pick out attractive girls. If a guy says to you "You're on my team" it means he finds you physically attractive. A variation of this would be "She's on YOUR team" which means that a guy finds you so unattractive he puts you on his friends team.

Guy to girl: You're on my team!!
Girl: *punches his lights out*

you're on my team by SpoonBalancer October 1, 2007