WTF

Short for 'What the fuck'. Usually happens out of anger or being surprised.

Boy One: *punches boy two*
Boy Two: “WTF?!”

Girl One: “Guess what?!”
Girl Two: “What?”
Girl One: “Josie is dating Justin!”
Girl Two: “WTF, REALLY?!”

by anonymous May 25, 2018

wtf

a internet slang that is used to say 'what the f**k'

person: chasity is dating justice!?
person 2: WTF

by ZARAAAA February 26, 2018

WTF

traditional definition: what the fuck

alternate modern definition: willing to fuck (usually regarding current state or mood)

for traditional definition see previous examples

alternate definition: I'm so WTF right now; she was so WTF last night

by copsumhollas October 13, 2010

wtf

A short version for "What the Fuck?"

Mike: I just banged Brittney!
Dan: WTF dude that's like impossible she's the hottest girl in the whole school.
Mike: I know.

by fdigger August 5, 2012

Deja WTF

The feeling you've heard this same bullshit a thousand times.

"It's not you, it's me.."
"That's some Deja WTF ever.."

by Mathias McShredster March 11, 2022

wtf

wtf = want to fuck?

Nissim: wtf
Audrey: nty, i’m not interested

by daddychaffey January 24, 2021

Wtf artistry

Wtf artistry is about creating beautiful Wtf moments, where the artist needs to devise something so ridiculous, absurd or surprising to either produce a divine Wtf expression on the victim's face, or some sort of an intriguing (usually funny) reaction.

I just read something so ridiculously absurd but funny that I am convinced this was deliberate Wtf artistry.

by Poo Poo Jerry May 27, 2023