Reddit's Witness

Someone who goes around the Internet, forcing people to go on Reddit, rather than other well known image blogs. These people usually mock those who do not use reddit, and are overall butthurt.

I was on omegle when I ran into a guy who kept on telling me to use reddit. What a butthurt Reddit's Witness

by NyanOverlord July 30, 2012

Drop the soap without the middleman

The act of shaping a bar of soap into a phallus shape and proceeding to make sweet love to it.

Dropping the soap in prison was not up to my expectations, therefore I had to drop the soap without the middleman.

by Long John Hawkins October 21, 2020

WITN

WITN is a mysterious acronym that regularly appears in TechCrunch headlines.

Also the name of an Eastern North Carolina news website.

"WITN?: In sort-of defence of Britain’s ridiculous libel laws" by Paul Carr, TechCrunch, September 26, 2009

by DanSideways October 11, 2009

Dirty Wino

When a man pays a bum to have sex with him rather than a prostitute.

Santa Barbara Amtrak Station is a prime spot to find dirty winos.

by titss January 23, 2009

Winona Ryder

1) noun; an actress with no talent who is given too much credit for her shitty work
2) noun; a person who shoplifts and calls it research
3) verb; "to pull a winona"; to shoplift and, when caught, claim it was for research

1)
Everyone else on this page: "Winona Ryder is the most beautiful and intelligent person on the planet. She's also very cool"
Me: "You're on crack."

2)
Mall Security Guard 1: "Yeah, I caught me a Winona earlier."
Mall Secutity Guard 2: "Same old, same old."

3)
Cellmate 1: "What are you in for?"
Cellmate 2: "I pulled a Winona."
Cellmate 1: "Yeah, that shit never works."

by Monkeysquat March 14, 2005

wino

homeless drunk?

<Saw it in one of John Grisham's Novels -- the one about the lawyer who after surviving a hostage situation involving a homeless person, quits his job and dedicates his life to working for the homeless>

by NK January 20, 2003

Dawkins' Witness

A person with sufficient sophistication to recognize religion as the greatest threat to human civilization, and shares this fact with others.

Dr. of Biology- Creationism is religious propaganda and only retards public education.
Random dude-You must be a "Dawkins' Witness"

by JoeyMarvelous October 22, 2008