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wine

The glue holding this 2020 shitshow together
Alison I’ll drink your wine. Alison, by Slowdive
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 15, 2020
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The Wine Chair

The chair in your house that you're allowed to drink and fall asleep (pass out) in. It's not meant to be decorative and is typically old, worn, and stained with previous food, beer, wine spills, etc. Its purpose is to serve as an adult high chair for those who may enjoy having a few cocktails and falling asleep during their favorite ball games or movies.
"I passed out and spilled an entire glass of red wine on myself last night. Good thing I was in the wine chair, or my wife would have killed me."
by Nacho Burris November 27, 2023
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Wine Balls

(n) courage and aggressiveness brought on by over imbibing wine. See Beer Muscles
Nick and Jimmy got wine balls at the art bar last night and started a fight.
by HeeHoo Dares October 2, 2018
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Jane wine

When a man has sex with another man & makes him bleed. Used mostly in prisons .
“ I got some Jane wine last night
by Scamprobably November 25, 2022
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Wine

Wine, it's the slang/caribbean pronunciation of wind.
Wine ya body -> Wind your body.
Wine it up -> Wind it up.
by Scrizzie July 10, 2023
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Wine

Basically just grape juice with alcohol in it
Man: “Hey babe you good?”

Women: “Yeah baby I just need some wine.”
by Whatsgoodhomies September 4, 2019
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poisoned wine

Somebody who seems so great at first, but then the truth comes out that they are nothing but bad for you
Person 1: "I think I am going to ask that girl out over there..."
Person 2: "Don't do it, she's nothing but poisoned wine."
by 23dmdn January 20, 2023
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