Weiner tension

A feeling amongst a a group of dudes in a back room that arises when an otherwise unprovocative statement is manipulated into being about wieners.

After Neil’s last joke the Weiner tension in the room was throbbing.

by Neil’sHairyWeiner September 22, 2023

respectable weinering

When you are disrespected in all the right ways enough to brag to your girlfriends about the session

I mean wtf, I apologize for dropping off the call, but I got an unscheduled respectable weinering.

by MisterTree January 1, 2025

cocktail weiner fest

A cocktail weiner fest is a gathering of dudes with baby dicks.

Jared and Ryan went on a trip to Vegas together with their baby dicks, sounds like a cocktail weiner fest at its finest

by Cocktail weiner fest August 7, 2024

ginormous super duper mega weiner

a short kid that was in your drama class last year that always poked you and your friend with the same name in the arm with a sharp pencil.
a.k.a seth.

seth, youre a ginormous super duper mega weiner. now stop poking me with your pencil!

by corinnnnee May 21, 2008

Wonder Weiner Wednesday

A magical weekly event celebrating the super hero Wonder Woman along with the mystical-ness of hotdogs!! Usually celebrated in the wearing of wonder woman and hotdog paraphernalia such as hotdog socks, wonder weiner t-shirts etc.

Related to The Flash Fridays and Marvel Mondays..

Person A: Happy Wonder Weiner Wednesday!!!!
Person B: Thanks Bro!! Happy Wonder Weiner Wednesday to you too!

by not-voldemort December 11, 2017

Weiner Wacking

When a male tapes a razor blade to his penis and spins it in a circular motion to trip the pubes of a female.

Maddy needed help so I showed her my Weiner Wacking skills.

by Brdmn68 June 2, 2018

Weiner Shnoozin'

A nap following a delightful meal of hotdogs.

I can't make it right now..I just ate chili dogs for lunch and I have to take a Weiner Shnoozin'.

by chefguync June 12, 2019