beer wanker

The term given to one who thinks they are the expert in everything beer related. Much like a wine connoisseur, though this arsehole individual differs in the way that they won't actually suggest a tastier beverage, just tell you that the one that you're drinking is shit.

BW: Hey dude, is that a Budweiser you've got there?

You: Sure is man, why do you ask?

BW: Budweiser is shit, all lagers are shit, ale is shit and so is stout.

You: Thanks beer wanker.

by Brian Mumble April 7, 2013

nice shoes! Wanna fuck?

A sophisticated and stylish way to let someone know that you fancy them.

P1: *thinks* ooer, shes cute!! *walks over to p2*
P2: Hi.
P1: nice shoes! Wanna fuck?

by louis October 24, 2001

I wanna be tracer

Autism

I wanna be tracer! I’m already tracer !

by Urdadsanonce November 20, 2018

wank shelter

A safe haven which could be limited to a closet, toilet, single room or a complete house were a male organism is able to produce semen by hand without being disturbed.

Kim: Have you seen Dennis?

Johan: I haven't seen him in ages
Olaf: Dennis has locked himself in his wank shelter.

by Dennissayshi November 18, 2016

america's wang

the state of florida

"I can't go to Florida..that's America's Wang!!!"

by Noelle September 16, 2003

Wank a Bank

A wank a bank is a large collection of porn that has been gathered up over a long period of time. eg a large collection of porn pictures from the interwebs.

steve: nice collection dave
dave: thanks, its my own personal wank a bank

by KevinMul February 4, 2010

wantonahoe bay

craving the pussy; sexually enthralled

I was digging that chick in the bikini so hard that she took me straight to wantonahoe bay

I'm fitting to get wet on wantonahoe bay

by theprehnmantis October 30, 2010