universal orlando

the best theme park in the world that kicks ASS! they just added the simpsons ride there... and islands of adventure (dont get me started) IS THE BEST!!!!!!!!! i am going there on june 24 2010 and am staying at the hard rock hotel (AAA FOUR DIAMONDS!!!!)

i cant wait to go to universal orlando and ride the new simpsons ride, but i really want to go to the wizarding world of harry potter at islands of adventure!!!!

by magaman10 June 16, 2010

Rice University

The only school with a marching band so savage that they can lose a football game, and still leave the opponent salty.

Daniel: Why were those Aggies so upset? Didn't they beat Rice University?
Joe: They may have beat our football team, but no one beats the MOB.

by AlmightyCrucifix August 29, 2018

Eastern Illinois University

A reasonably priced college located in Charleston (aka Chucktown, Illinois. This university began as a teachers' college and has since grown to include a wide variety of majors. It takes a maximum of 20 minutes (if you are slow) to walk from any one given point on campus to another.

However, the only other thing in Charleston is Wal-Mart. Because of this, there is a distinct lack of things to do in Charleston other than party or sit around doing nothing.

"I will be attending Eastern Illinois University next fall and majoring in Secondary Education...but everyone knows I'll be partying every night!"

by HarukoChanX September 29, 2005

Steven Universe

A kids show about a 14 year old boy, who is half human, half gem. He also has no neck. He lives with 3 ( technically 4 ) space aliens named Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl. Garnet is 2 gay gems combined. Amethyst is an earthling. Pearl is gay for Steven’s dead mom. Steven’s dead mom Rose Quartz is actually Pink Diamond, one of the leaders of the gems. Also they recently made a movie where Steven has a neck. Easily the best show on CN

Steven Universe is the best show on Cartoon Network

by INNITSTARS October 13, 2019

United Airlines

An airline that removed its paid customer by using excessive force.

Jerry: I just booked my ticket for my trip.
Tom: I hope you didn't choose United Airlines cause it is the absolute crap.

by WeAreLOL April 11, 2017

United States Army Ranger

A soldier whom serves their enlistment in the 75th Ranger Regiment. These individuals are specially trained, and endure various selection/training processes in order to gain entrance into the 75th. They fall under USASOC, are considered "specialized infantry", and have a very specific mission set with in the special operations realm. They are indentified by their tan berets, Ranger Battalion unit scrolls, and knarley stares. These men are not to be crossed.

Army Ranger Battalions of the 75th Ranger Regiment are notorious for maintaining their high level of training, and take pride on keeping every Ranger at a high level of physical fitness as well as having them far more skilled in their professions than any basic soldier/marine.

Billy and Jimmy were hanging out with their frat bothers at a bar when one of them said the wrong thing to the wrong guy. After waking up in the ER, they were informed that they had been sent there by the group of United States Army Rangers they had popped off to, and that their girlfriends had left with the Rangers.

Extremist organizations want no part of the soldiers of the 75th Ranger Regiment... Doesn't make business sense.

by 275Watchman7tre April 21, 2009

Lehigh University

Where you go to get a major in making money and minor in binge drinking.

6) False we drink every night. Sorry you didn't get a bid

I'd probably be a high school English teacher without my Lehigh University education

by Slambda January 3, 2013