tool

MIT style...

n. a person who is so devoted to their academic or lab work that they often pass up social opportunities in interest of getting work done.

v. to do academic or lab work (gerund: tooling)

Max is such a tool, he decided to go to lab instead of party with us on Saturday night.

by C April 10, 2006

tool

1. One who tries far too hard to be something they are not.

2. Anything manipulated by hand in order to do more work with less energy.

1. J.T. is such a tool. Look at that NC hat! Sideways?!

2. Go get me a wrench out of the tool box.

by Mulkern May 9, 2006

tool-sniffer

A homosexual that enjoys smelling another person's penis after sexual intercourse.

Joe Hodges is the biggest tool-sniffer I've ever known.

by PTL April 25, 2006

toolfus

Someone in whom the qualities of a tool and a doofus are found in nearly equal measure. For instance, a toolfus may be as awkwardly clueless as you classic doofus but also exhibit the unwarranted and grating self-confidence of a tool.

"I'm not sure if Barry is a tool or more of a doofus"

"I rather think he's a toolfus, don't you?"

by Inchul December 9, 2008

toolish-ness

An act of extreme toolitude.
Can be performed by a professional tool, or by someone who is not really a tool. Basically, anyone can perform and act of toolish-ness

Dude, last night, i was pwning on Halo 3, but then some major DB cubed pulled an act of extreme toolish-ness, and ended my killing spree.

by Master McHam October 10, 2007

Toolishness

Displaying the characteristics of a tool, aka loser or douchebag.

Tom's toolishness was apparent when he described his evening only in the amount of alcoholic beverage he had consumed.

"Yeah man, i was sooooooo wasted last night, I had like 50 beers. I gotta check my bank account to see what i did last night"

by Zak Attack January 30, 2008

toolness

The quality of being a tool. A quantifiable measure of just how big a tool someone is.

His toolness was out the roof- especially because he is wearing that ridiculous borat like suit to the gym.

by _darb_ October 30, 2008