twit waffle

Someone who is obsessed with their own image, thinks they know more than anybody else but, in reality can't speak or comprehend beyond a 3rd grade level, has no clue about American or world history or culture, Is a bully and is so thin skinned that they can't take the most simple critique. Similar to twat waffle but, this person normally advertises their stupidity on Twitter.

President Trump is such a twit waffle!

by NunYaBizwhacks May 4, 2017

twatzilla

A pet name that girlfriends call each other, an extension of twat and godzilla. Not appropriate for a man to call a woman. Strictly for the female friendship relationship.

"Hey twatzilla.... how was your night last night? Did you see Jim?"

by __meg__ December 7, 2004

twit

an acronym, standing for Trophy Wives In Training and referring to rich, snobby young girls with absolutely no substance whose only goal in life is to become a celebrated wife to a rich man.

I love going to professional tennis tournaments, but I hate all the young twits running around.

by Buckunteer February 10, 2010

twit

hoity toity word ; a way of trying to belittle one

"by george , the little twit is at it again ! "

by Anonymous December 5, 2002

twitchy

the cowering companion of a bagel or a Morgen Doner whom attatches himself to the most powerful person in the room. He is tiny, dark and scared and always twitches insanely due to the chipmunks running around his face.

The twitchy is twitching like a mofo.

by The Twitchy March 24, 2003

twit

a pregnant fish.

a bitch is to dog as a twit is to fish.

by gosaimasu May 22, 2009

Twitch

something a co-worker does on a frequent basis while sitting still.

Dam, I wish that guy would retire. All he does is twitch.

Is there any medication that he can take to stop that annoying twitch.

by the irish guy June 15, 2004