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Upward twisted kitty cat

The yoga position where her upper torso twisted through her legs while standing . She facing her kitty cat.
She was in the upward twisted kitty cat position to where she could almost taste herself. Leaving all three holes available for me.
by James Gresham November 2, 2023
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Wrong side of a Twisted Tea

The act of hitting a person with an object. Whooping someones ass. Beating a person up with an unsual object.
You are going to find yourself on the wrong side of a twisted tea in a minute.
by Demon1337 January 1, 2021
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turbo twinkin twistin twist

When you furiously masturbate so wrong you end up twisting your foreskin to the point of non-existence
Person 1: My dick is in so much pain from doing the turbo twinkin twistin twist
by anonymous January 27, 2022
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to Twisted tea can somebody

To put someone back in their place when they're being verbally aggressive by smacking them on the face with whatever object you can find in front of you so hard that their soul temporarily leaves their body. It's much better if it's an actual Twisted tea can, but it can be any object you quickly use as a weapon to hit someone in the face really hard.
Based on the popular video of a black guy smacking a white racist asshole who wouldn't stop saying the n word, filmed in Elyria, Ohio, in December 2020.
That guy keeps starting shit calling me slurs. I'm gonna Twisted tea can him one of these days!

2020 has me so tired, man. Too much ignorance. It makes me want to Twisted tea can somebody!
by thebackroomsentity93 December 29, 2020
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black widow nipple twist

Deadliest of all twist nipple twists, the black widow nipple twist often leaves its victims defenseless and ready to be snacked on following sexy time.
I'm gonna love ya...
like a black widow nipple twist.
by PeteyPeter February 8, 2015
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Lemon twist your Flattop

There are two examples of this saying.

1. getting your wig pushed back
2. Getting SUPER turnt REAL FAST
1. Imma Lemon twist your flattop

2. Man get ready to Lemon twist your flattop tonight at this party.
by MrCatlord June 13, 2016
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Twisted Horny Bastard

Usually used to describe a few select species who believe that the world is playing field in which they judge and umpire. Perverted, twisted and downright stupid. This mother fuckers have half the mind of a peanut and like to masturbate in public. Usually go by the name Beau, Joshua, Bitch Ass Dolt or Schizophrenic Asshole. These twisted dickheads also like to prey on innocent people, take pictures in the nude with just a small jocks displaying their little cock hidden behind a football. Nice technique mate. Usually ugly, both physically and mentally.
wow... have you met Josh before? He is the epitome of a twisted horny bastard
by Turn of event August 10, 2016
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