closure of the lincoln tunnel

When a man leaves his cock in a woman’s vagina motionless for an extended period of time, thus closing the tunnel and forcing traffic to be redirected to the rear. Schmitt has a plush area designed for this position in season 3 episode 15 of New Girl

“Have you heard of the closure of the Lincoln tunnel? They’re talking about it on New Girl.”
“Of course, here’s an excellent Urban Dictionary definition”
“Ooh, now I get it.”

by Footlongsub February 28, 2021

laugh at somebody like a tuna at a turtle

to laugh at somebody out of sheer fondness of that person

If you can laugh at somebody like a tuna at a turtle and he doesn't feel offended, you can call him your friend.

by blueeyedsoul February 14, 2012

tuna party

A party of females with no males present. This often leads to drunken lesbian experiences and experimentation.

My girlfriend went to the tuna party last night and made out with 2 other girls a the same time... I wish she had taken pictures.

by Hank May 20, 2004

Fatty Tuna Douche

1. A middle aged morbidly obese sexually promiscuous gay man who's ass smells strongly of tuna.
3. A liar, fraud, criminal
3. see Douche, Douchebag

Q- Did you see all the crazy shit that guy wrote?

A- Yeah. What a fatty tuna douche!

by Gut Ted Pig December 9, 2008

Tuna Oil

The Discharge From an Unsanitary Vagina

Example: OH SHIT DID YOU SEE ALL DAT TUNA OIL IN THE TOILET

by Mujtaba January 7, 2015

chunky tuna

a fat girl, or used when refering to her vag

hey bro, here comes some chunky tuna!

you get a taste of her chunky tuna last night?

by tj April 20, 2005

teacher of the tundra

A term used for a teacher who is horrible and mean in every possible way. She may also be a whore.

Ms. Hawe is a teacher of the tundra.

by Laire November 19, 2007