tool-aid

The cream that comes out of a dick.

That girl just got a mouth full of my tool-aid!

by saltnpeppa2 December 1, 2009

Tool bag

ball sack

Tool is to Dick as Tool bag is to Ball Bag.

by Tom Roofer June 22, 2010

Tool Box

A bar that attracts tools. They can usually be spotted in hip neighborhoods and have one name that involves a mix of lower and upper case letters such as DoUChe, or DaYT RaYpe.

Patrons of a tool box generally can be seen wearing Abercrombie, or those horrible tattoo shirts. They can be seen wearing white sunglasses even in a dark club, wearing vintage Adidas, and talking on their iphones.

Your Friend: "Hey, have you heard about that new club downtown, ROOfiE?

Me: "Yeah, avoid it. It's a real tool box."

by Vandervest June 18, 2009

Tool Room

A room, in which a high ranking bitch is in charge, she makes it her soul purpose to take the easiest job in the marine corps, and make it hard as fuck

I had to walk into tool room the other day, and almost lost my mind.

by MikeCBrady December 23, 2008

tool up

In any physical work environment where workers wear tool belts and occasionally remove them, this phrase is a call to arms (or to re-arm).

OK boys, break's over. Tool up!

by Chris Zizzo September 11, 2008

Tool-box

A person with no humor,someone with predictable humor which seems to have been taken straight out of a movie he just saw...a box, square, tool.

-If you are reading this and do not quite understand what I am talking about, you are most likely a tool-box.

-that guy just called me gross for farting in public...Ya, he sure is a tool-box.

-The guy at the party ran around all night yelling "fuck me beautiful" because he just saw American Pie on DVD and thought it would be funny to say that all night to pretty girls just like Stiffler...He is clearly a fucking tool-box.

by Jake T III December 24, 2008

Tool Shed

A compete tool, and is always one.

Dude, you're acting like a total tool shed right now.

by nevet6snivram September 24, 2011